what i want for christmas: sex
what i want for new years eve: alcohol and sex
(via lesbians-and-bathsalts)
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
(via healthyismyugw)
im so glad im not a boy i’d probably have a boner like 99.999% of the time
(via healthyismyugw)
